You Know Your A Missionary Kid When…

I read this today on the Sonshine Bulletin and thought it was quite humorous.


  • You can’t answer the question, “Where are you from?”
  • You have a passport, but no driver’s license.
  • You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone.
  • You have a time zone map next to your telephone.
  • You have friends from or in 29 different countries.
  • You do your devotions in another language.
  • You are grateful for the speed and efficiency of any postal service.
  • You wince when people mispronounce foreign words.
  • You realize what a small world it is, after all.
  • After a couple of years in one spot you’re ready to move again.
  • You are afraid to ask what you’re eating, but munch away with a smile on your face.

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